Bodega Cats: NYC’s Illegally Adorable Employees

Based on a true crime - one that unfurls across New York City every day.

Case Number: 031993
Crime: Unauthorized cuteness in a food-selling establishment.
Description of culprit: Small. Furry. Adorable little feets. Known to nap in sunny spots. Last seen loitering near the cat food aisle.
Alias: Bodega Cat

Yes, these felines may look innocent - but according to New York City health codes, they’re technically breaking the law. And that makes them cold, hard criminals.

But look at that sweet little face!

What is a bodega cat?

To answer that, it helps to answer: what is a bodega?

In New York City, a bodega is a small, owner-operated corner store that sells the essentials - snacks, drinks, paper towels, maybe a hot sandwich if you’re lucky. They’re woven into the fabric of city life. Known for their convenience, personality, and that neighborhood feel you can’t get at a big chain.

Enter the bodega cat.

Bodega cats are the loveable floof balls “employed” by the bodega. These hard-working kitties handle the store’s customer and public relations programs: greeting regulars with head bonks, supervising sandwich prep from the countertop, and snoozing in high-traffic areas. Plus, the timeless feline tradition of pest control.

But! There’s a twist: bodega cats are technically illegal. No matter how much New Yorkers love them, according to city health codes, animals aren’t allowed in places that sell food. This means store owners can face fines for housing these fuzzy fugitives - no matter how loveable and helpful they may be.

A petition to clear their name

Despite their loyal service and local celebrity, bodega cats are technically in violation of city health codes. But that might be about to change.

A new petition is making the rounds in New York City. Spearheaded by the folks behind the Bodega Cats of New York Instagram account, the petition proposes a Voluntary Bodega Cat Certification Program - a plan to legitimize these feline fixtures while making sure they’re cared for properly.

Here’s how it would work:

• Bodegas that meet certain health and safety standards could become certified cat-friendly stores.
• A vet fund would help with the cost of spaying, neutering, and regular care.
• A small number of stores would test the program as a pilot, with the hope of expanding it citywide.

The goal? To protect the cats and the shopkeepers - and to make space in the rulebook for a tradition that’s already deeply rooted in the rhythm of New York life.

No legislation has been introduced yet, but the petition is gaining traction. And if it succeeds, it could set a precedent for other cities that rely on working cats to do what they do best - keep the rodents out and the charm level up.

Purrr-fessionals at work: a tribute to working cats

Bodega cats are just the latest in a long line of hardworking felines. For generations, cats have taken on important jobs - on their terms, of course. They show up when they feel like it, nap mid-shift, but still get the job done. Pest control might be the classic gig, but their work has taken them to some surprisingly storied places.

Many kitties took to the high seas. Ship cats were vital crew members on voyages around the globe, keeping rodents from tainting food stores and chewing through ropes. Perhaps more importantly, they offered comfort and companionship during long, uncertain journeys. Cats were believed to bring good luck at sea - some of these furry sailors were awarded special ranks and even medals (shout out to Simon of the HMS Amethyst).

From barns to breweries, cats have long protected grain stores from unwanted nibblers. On farms, they were essential for keeping rodent populations down. In breweries, their legacy is much the same - but with a modern twist. Some brewery cats have risen to mascot status, charming customers, posing on taproom merchandise, and racking up their own social media followings.

And then there are the bookstore cats - more for vibes than vermin. These cats are masters of ambiance, curling up between novels and making you feel like you’ve stepped into a cozier, slower-moving world.

So the next time you see a cat napping in a sunny patch of a store window remember, they come from a long line of purrr-fessionals.

Employee benefits, please

From corner stores to high seas, grain silos to cozy reading nooks, cats have spent centuries showing up, settling in, and stealing hearts.

And no matter the work or the workplace, they all deserve the same thing - our love, our affection, and a little pampering now and then. Whether they’re official store staff or full-time nap specialists, every cat deserves delicious treats and healthy food to fuel their feline ways.